Have you ever been told you have too many books?
Are you compelled to buy books every time Borders emails you a coupon?
Do you often refuse social invitations because guys in books are better?
Does furniture made of books make perfect sense?
Did you think your dog ran away only to find him curled up under a pile of books with a copy of LOLCAT GUIDE 2 WINNING?
Do you ever feel like you have too many books, and so little time to read them?